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From the Shadows of Rumors to the Spotlight of Survival with Elliott Carterr
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Ever found yourself tangled in the web of social media, dodging rumors and clinging to personal space like a life raft? That's where we kick things off, tearing into the challenges of living publicly online while fiercely guarding our privacy. Elliott Carterr joins us for a raw look at life on the inside, spilling the beans on everything from late-night jail culture to the weird amnesia that hits the moment you step back into the free world.
We get candid about the sting of false allegations, from whispers about my sexual orientation to serious accusations that could crumble one's life. Through humor and transparency, I tackle these head-on, sharing my strategy for navigating the murky waters of public perception. Then, it's a shift to lighter vibes as we chew over the whole dining experience, from deep-fried taco empanadas to the side-splitting confusions of language. Plus, Elliott dishes on his side hustle with Only Fans Reviews and the bizarre ways people try to catch his attention.
Wrap up your listening experience with a blend of personal tales and broader musings—like the close encounters of the wildlife kind during a night stroll in the sticks, and the spontaneous zest of planning travel with newfound freedom. From the hilarity of online challenges to the serene strategy of chess, it's all on the table in this episode, dished up with the kind of honesty and heart you've come to expect from our corner of the podcast world.
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Social Media Misunderstandings and Personal Boundaries
Speaker 1I know I ain't perfect , but you know I'm still gon' try , no matter what I throw at my heart . You know I'm still gon' fight , even when they're all well . I still did you right . I know that you went the wrong , but I'm still gon' ride for you , hiding me deep in the dark when I gave you light that you put that blame on me . Throw away my pride . It could be a million miles , but I'm still gon' slide for you . You already know I need you by my side . Won't you stand ? Won't you stand ? Won't you stand by me ? I shouldn't be on the wall . I shouldn't get no more time to hear you Promise that you'll stand by me . Won't you stand ? Won't you stand by me ? I shouldn't be on the wall . I shouldn't get no more time with you . Promise that you'll stand by me .
Speaker 1Mmm , little , I've been . I ain't want to . I don't want to rock as my soul . I would lose the size , cause I see you do Rock-a-roll . I go over the ice bones If I say I'm sagging in front of you . You know that I'm set at 10 toes . Even when they told me not to , I kept my blood as close . You already know the type of push when we get broke . Now , every time I look for you , it's like you're not around . Still , I don't see no loss . I did everything from the heart . If you lean on me , I promise that you won't fall . Won't you stand ? Won't you stand by me ? I shouldn't be on the wall . I shouldn't get no more time with you .
Speaker 2Promise that you'll stand by me . Won't you stand ? Won't you stand by me ? I just need a little time . I just need a little more time with you . Promise that you'll Welcome to Live from the motherfucking gutter your boy , elliot Carter .
Speaker 2We here with the motherfucking gas guard . You know the vibes . You fucking know the vibes , man . We here , man , yeah , what's the word ? Man ? How you feeling ? Talk to me . Fucking kistos . You beat me two fucking times , man .
Speaker 2It kinda got me , like bro , irritated right now . Yeah , we gonna tap in with that in a second , but tell me about these people hitting your line about social media . Yeah , bro , I should have just fucking annoyed you . Bro , they think I'm ? Hold on , I'm podcasting . I'm gonna call you right back . I didn't mean to answer the answer . Yeah , don't , man , it's cool . But but yeah , please , man , please , please , stop hitting me about what the fuck Elliot does . I'm not his fucking keeper .
Speaker 2Again , I hate saying this shit , bro . I'm telling that man what to do , what to post , who to post , do what the fuck you do , like I like podcasting sometimes . Yeah , this is a business understanding . Understand that the motherfuckers don't understand that shit . Man , they call me about your personal shit that you got going on with you . I heard my fucking a call my phone talking about shit that got nothing to do with me . What are you talking about ? What the fuck they got to do with me ? Nothing at all . Like I don't like that Cause . Then it's like I don't know what's going on , cause all I'm gonna do is call you and be like yo , what happened ? And then when you tell me what happened , it be like , well , damn , nigga the fuck .
Speaker 1Cause I'm gonna give you a full breakdown .
Speaker 2Yeah , exactly , you gonna give me both sides and you real with it , like , yeah , you know I fucked up here doing this one time . But man , fuck all of that , I don't care about that . Shit . Man , I really don't word like you , good at what you do , keep doing what you're doing . Yeah , I wanna say , cause I've never seen you unpost anything . I just wanna say that word . Yeah , there's been some instances where I've taken stuff down . If I am wrong , I'll take something down , hands down .
Speaker 2And now I'm telling you , tim , when you take that down , where did you get that call from ? Most of the times it's you . This is what I'm saying , bro . Most of the times it's you that shit is crazy , bro . I don't , I don't , I don't , I don't , it's sad . If you don't wanna be entertained , do not follow the page . That's it , bro . It's not even that . You can't . Don't say that , because then you're gonna scare everybody off .
Speaker 2So let me tell you , let me tell you how to just , I don't , I don't be on the page like this . Yeah , he don't . He don't pay attention . So , with Stax's concern , he don't say much about the social media at all . He only tap in , really , when y'all complain to him too much .
Speaker 2So don't listen to him and say you know , like , if you don't wanna follow the page , first of all , everybody follow the page , always follow the page . Now don't , don't DM me stupidity and then you don't have to worry about nothing . Now , when you DM me stupidity , that's when I launch investigations and I start looking into who you are and your background . And your face ends up on the Elliot Carter show and stuff like that . You know what I'm saying . And if your face ends up on the Elliot Carter show , that's not really a bad thing , because your face is who you are , that's your character . You know what I'm saying . I posted Jamal Brown the other day and he got mad hit-ups . Everybody was hitting him up like yo and everybody thought you was gonna say some wicked shit about him .
Speaker 1Yeah , cause I set it up that way to music , Exactly . That's the crazy shit .
Speaker 2The music , the emojis and the background . That's crazy , you know .
Speaker 1But the whole time I was tapped in with Jamal .
Speaker 2This nigga's premeditated . Y'all , y'all playing with somebody who already got some line dumps for you , each and every one of you . The fuck bro Like y'all don't get it . That's what this nigga do , man , he's good at what he does , yeah . So when I posted Jamal , a lot of people was hitting him up letting him know that nigga DM me . You know what he said in the DM . He said yo , bro , at least you picked a good picture . Thank you , that's what I would have said . I would have caught some jokes from him . Now , when he said that , that told me everything I needed to know . That told me everything I needed to know Because he's one of the only people that hit me up like yo .
Speaker 2I don't even know who you're talking about , but I do remember that post . Like I know who you're talking about , but I don't know him personally . I think , he knows you . I don't know him like that . I think I've been around him probably like twice and that was because we was around the same crap . That's all it takes . All it takes is for a person to shake your hand one time and a nigga to feel like he met your mom . Bro , niggas , act like he met your mom . That's a fact , niggas start telling bitches .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , I know .
Speaker 2Elliot Carter . Yo bro , you don't know me , you don't fucking know me bro .
Speaker 2That's something that I wanted to get into too , because I was just talking to somebody about that . That's like a lot of people People who know me know , like I . I'm not paying that shit no more Because I know bro ain't behind that Like , why the fuck do people you don't know me , people that know me , know me ? You know what I'm saying . If you call me hitting me up About some shit , elliot's , you know I'm gonna say that shit ain't got nothing to do with me . Hit that nigga up . That's if you know me . But a lot of y'all don't know me . I know me through Instagram . I know me through people . Y'all know me because your bro Told you not to like me and some shit . I don't care about that shit , bro . I don't care about none of that . You don't know me . That's big . That shit is real , bro .
Debunking False Rumors and Allegations
Speaker 2People be thinking they know exactly , like bro , what I said earlier . My fucks keep saying , bro , that nigga is gay bro . I'm glad you said this .
Speaker 1I have to .
Speaker 2Because it's bothering me . It's like why does everybody keep saying that shit to me ? There's reasons . There's definitely reasons , please , there's definitely reasons . Now , when people start running out of , when the truth don't work , they start making things up . Yeah , like yes . And then the type of nigga I am when you make something up about me .
Speaker 1I'm gonna have fun with you .
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying . Like , if you you calling me gay , like the niggas that started that , calling me gay , that started in 2020 . First of all , shout out to Jojo For sucking my dick and me fucking her and her baby father , spreading the rumor that I'm gay or whatever the case may be so cool . Why you gotta say names , though , bro , because I'm like that .
Speaker 1I'm not , I'm not .
Speaker 2I'm transparent , I'm 100% transparent and that's on the wax and off the wax . Shout out to Jojo . Shout out to fucking Jojo . She's a great dick sucker , she's .
Speaker 1She's Niggas is fucking .
Speaker 2She's no , yo bro , she's top 3 dick suckers in Staten Island . She's top 3 dick suckers in Staten Island .
Speaker 2Let's get back to it . No , but we have to talk about when she's mad at her baby father , because when she's mad at her baby father , what she does is suck the closest penis around . That's what she do . She's like the sexy red kind of bitch . Oh no , listen , fuck my baby daddy . Shout out to her . Shout out to her baby daddy . Yeah , so getting back into what we were talking about . So , back to what we were talking about . What was what were we talking about ? Oh , you being gay . Oh , yeah , so what I do is play with that . Like they started calling me gay and shit like that , and I was like cool , he's mad that I was fucking . Oh , so that's what you ? Oh , so Son just made this shit up . Like , oh , came out of nowhere . And then , when they came out of nowhere , I was like cool , that's cool . Like I'll take that and I'll run with it .
Speaker 2So what I started saying was I started saying Chuck sucked my dick when he jumped . When they jumped me , I don't know . Wait , you gotta chill when they jumped me inside the bitch Stop saying names , bro , I don't know names , don't do names when they jumped me when they jumped me . You can tell the story without saying names . Alright , yeah , cool when they jumped me .
Speaker 1I don't know no names In SG default .
Speaker 2I started saying you know what I'm saying . I started saying the nigga that led that attack . I started saying he sucked my dick and just the disrespect of him , and just to play with the niggas that was calling me gay . Like , alright , cool , y'all wanna call me gay . This nigga sucked my dick , what's up ? Yeah , I don't understand this nigga's fucking hilarious . Yeah , like I was just having fun . So I guess people took that and ran with it and now they like he's gay . But that's cool , you know . But are they saying the person that supposedly he's not gay ? Um , nah , hell , no , that's weird .
Speaker 1The person that I said that about that .
Speaker 2I said that about being funny . Damn , we can't say names . Forget it , man . Just move on . Alright , move it along . What were we talking about ? Just had a brain fart . I'm saying I'm gay . Yeah , that shit is crazy , cause it's not just niggas , it's bitches too . Yeah , I know what are you saying . They called me a pedophile . Oh yeah , they called me a pedophile . That's crazy . And that came from a conglomerate of bitches , because I do have a tendency of humiliating females , and it's not the fuck . Does that have to do with being a pedophile , bro ? Because , like I said , I have a tendency of humiliating females . So a conglomerate , a group of females got together and they had this one little bitch say that I tried her , I was being inappropriate . What is the proof ? So that's exactly what happened . So they was like oh , ellie was being inappropriate with China . Harper , that's the bitch that alleged that made the allegations .
Speaker 2Whoa , leave name's on . No , I don't know , that's public . That's public , that's public . That's all on Facebook , everything . And I say the name because it's false and I don't give a fuck . There's no police reports filed or anything like that . That bitch tried to make a stain on my reputation . China Harper could eat a dick . Nigga , I'm saying that name on wax . Yes , that name's on wax . Fuck that . She said the bullshit . I don't know what that is . That sounds , man , familiar though China Harper . It is very familiar when you see the face , you'll see .
Speaker 2But she said the bullshit . And then I was like , okay , cool , well , let's all y'all are saying this , let's all get together and y'all could show me any type of proof text messages , screenshots , whatever y'all have to support this claim , let's talk about it . And if that's the case , we could , it could be dealt with Accordingly right there , whether y'all want to deal with it in the streets or you want to deal with it legally . However , y'all want to deal with it , we could deal with it . They never wanted to do it , so it was left at that . It was left at just an allegation .
Speaker 2I hate when people just alleges Just a pity , like that , why would you want to put that on me ? And then someone recently brought that up on social media and they said , oh , elliot's name , and they had that whole bullshit with Elliot being a pedophile . And I was just like , alright , cool . So I started talking about that person . You know what that person did Delete the post and apologize . And you know what I did Left those posts up because I just left it in the story , like if you say anything stupid , like , I'm gonna come for you , I'm gonna come for you . Can you give both sides a story ? No , I'm gonna give the truth . I'm not gonna give both sides .
Speaker 1I'm gonna give the truth .
Speaker 2I'm gonna go straight down the bottom line . We're gonna give the truth . That's why I fucked you . I'm not going for side A , I'm not going for side B . I don't care who's the big homie , I don't care who's more popular . None of that . We going straight for the truth . Check out the rule , man . You know the truth , man .
Speaker 2Just straight for the truth , just like you me , and said today there's three sides to a story . There's your side , there's their side and then there's Elliot Carter , the bottom line . I mean , I feel you on that . That's how journalism goes . People don't understand that . And it's not a side picking . He gives you the chance to pick the side . Yeah , exactly , it's not a . It's not a , it's it's .
Speaker 2I don't listen , bro . I personally don't know what you're doing in social media . I don't watch social . I don't be having the time to sit down and be on my phone like that I do the most .
Speaker 2I get people that hit me up and send it to me . A lot of them be niggas laughing like yo , bro , yo , this nigga's hilarious bro , like a lot of them . Be that . Yeah , I can say that . But the small percentage of the people that do hit me up on some negative shit like , bro , that shit ain't got nothing to do with me . If you know me and you know I don't even know about the situation , I don't care about the situation If the nigga know me and nigga know like I don't care to .
Speaker 2Even I don't want to know certain shit . I'm big on that . Yeah , now you ain't gotta tell me all of that . I don't want to know all of that . That's too much . I imagine you even gave me that much information . You understand what I'm saying , so , like people don't know that , though , you know what I mean and I can't . I'm tired of that shit . It's a ball , that's a hassle , and if you call me about Elliot Carter and Elliot Carter show , I'm gonna flame you . I'm gonna talk to you , because it's obvious you're not tapped into my shit , nigga , cause look , nigga , you ain't hear me telling you . Yeah , you feel me . I'm telling you , Stop hitting me up about what Elliot does . Elle is a cool person . Get to know her man . Just stop trying to stop trying to throw shots , and then , when shots thrown at you , it's a whole another situation , bro , yeah , I don't like that .
Speaker 2That's not cool and my whole thing is like and that's for everybody , bro Like that shit is horrible , it's horrible , it's horrible . My whole thing is , bro , like if you come and you standing outside my crib and you taking pebbles off the floor right , and you taking those pebbles and you throwing them at my window , you keep throwing pebbles at my window , bro , that's like nigga that . Go outside and hustle . Bro , if I come outside with a shotgun and I shoot you in your chest , you can't be mad at me , you can just shoot you in your chest . But we gotta come outside and say , bro , if you do that again , I'm gonna go get my shotgun and come back . No , I don't have to do that , I could just let you keep . You can stay in New York . I could just let you keep throwing that .
Speaker 2Oh , we not in New York . Yeah , exactly , I forgot . We're supposed to . We're not in New York , we in Hartford , we in Hartford , that's where we at . We in Hartford . You come outside my mother fucking door . I'm not saying nothing to you , bro , I'm on , go .
Jail Stories With Elliott Carterr
Speaker 2But this is a gun carry state . You got felonies , you know , I got a felony . I did three in New York . I did three in New York too , and then I did another two and a half . Yeah , sucks Jail , sucks Couple , couple violations , bullshit . I beat all my violations , though that was good .
Speaker 136 months flat , that's all they got from me .
Speaker 2That was good . Mother fuckers is crazy . And you was locked up with a couple niggas too .
Speaker 1I was locked up with a lot of niggas , a lot of niggas , I was locked up with Any of the jail stories .
Speaker 2Incredible jail stories . Everybody got incredible jail stories . Incredible jail stories , let's get into it . Jail stories with Elliot Carter . Jail stories with Elliot Carter . All right , hilarious story , all right . I was on 37 top . We in Franklin State , no names , franklin State Correctional Facility . I don't even . I don't even remember the niggas name , to tell you honestly . But yeah , that's crazy how you could go to jail like I did , mad time in jail and yo , I never forget my little bro , my little big bro , excuse me . He said to me he was like yo bro . He said yo , in two weeks you ain't gonna remember none of the niggas names you had just in there with Yo bro . I swear to God , my nigga . In two weeks I'm like yo . What's the nigga ? Yeah , I used to eat with this nigga at night . Like damn , forgot the nigga name .
Speaker 1Bro , yeah , I can't , bro .
Speaker 2Once you get back home , you get back into the streets and you get back into real life and sales and kids . And , yeah , bro , you remember your bed before you remember it .
Speaker 1That's a fact . I remember my bed . I remember when I was 37 tops oh you just pulled up Third year .
Speaker 2I just pulled up , exactly . You just pulled up 37 tops . You still on the top . Yeah , I don't even jack the top . Nah , no , it's my first bed , I'm fresh . You know what I'm saying . I wasn't doing , I'm not doing , no top on . I was cool with it . I ain't mind , I ain't have no problem , I ain't with it . We two different breeds , you know what I'm saying . I used to like the top bunk when it was time to read , though , cause I put my feet on the on the on the locker and I'll be sitting up there reading Best of the man . Top bunk is trash , but you , you go through what you go through . So , boom , 37 top .
Speaker 2It's a regular , regular day . It's probably like two , three in the morning . I'm laying down , right , wait , so this is this is the AM , or it's a regular day , cause you went from . It's a regular day , but it's like two , three in the morning . I'm , I'm , I'm in bed , you know sweet . So so it's not the day , it's morning , it's morning time , all right , cool , two , three in the morning . I'm sleep close and then turning , and it's a late night cause it's still activity . Niggas is moving , so I had to be .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , remember , they had the 24 hour late night . No , you wasn't there for 24 hour late night , or not ? Not that shit Water time ?
Speaker 1Yeah , I was not , I was in water , yeah , but you , you was in Franklin , franklin .
Speaker 2Yeah , I never witnessed no 24 . I had 24 . I think it was like that's when you left 2014 to 2017 . That's , that's I was . I'm turning 2008 , 2009 . Yeah , yeah , wait , wait , different wait different times . Yeah , they had 24 . We , we , we actually stopped the 24 hour late night . Yeah , I'm sure , Bro , they stopped that shit Cause niggas used to get in there and watch the CineMax HBO Get crazy 430 in a month . Yeah , Niggas is , niggas is . Yeah , Bro , jail is different . Bro , that's shit . Yeah , Bro , jail is different bro Jail is different bro .
Speaker 1Listen to this shit , bro . I'm causing a turn 37 tops 37 tops .
Speaker 2I'm laying down . It's like two o'clock in the morning and I'm just , you know , tossing and turning . I'm I'm not used to the , to the , to the jail beds and shit , but while I'm sleeping , how long was on the Allen floor ? Nine months . So how , the fuck ? You ain't used to the jail beds , cut it out , yeah .
Speaker 1You know what I ?
Speaker 2mean . No , you know what I'm saying . Like , bro , it's just not comfortable , that's it Cool . While I'm sleeping or adjusting and shit I'm , I feel I feel eyes on me . You know , like I just feel eyes on me . I got eyes , gay eyes . What ? Yeah , niggas trying to take your cookies , something like that . Nah , so while I'm laying down , bro , I turn to the side and this brolic nigga bro I'm talking about , like yo , this is frankly .
Speaker 1In Franklin .
Speaker 2In 2014 .
Speaker 1No , this was 2015 .
Speaker 2This had to be 2015 . I was in green , this had to be 2015 . I was in green . So this nigga is like this . You heard , damn , we was locked up for the same . We was locked up At the same time . I wrote that on your picture , nigga . I didn't know that . So , boom , you fucking looked up my number or something , nigga . He fucking read it . Eldott posted a picture , oh I . And then he said he . I was like oh , I was locked up at that time . Yeah , eldott , always Eldott . So , boom , the nigga had the sheets . He had a sheet over him like this I'm in 37 top , he's at 38 . Mm-hmm . So he had a sheet over him like this , just like this , and he's looking dead at me . Ah , and Chanel , bro , cash in out . I don't even want to , son , who the dog he's , but he's acky .
Speaker 1Like you don't understand .
Speaker 2I ain't worried about none of that . I am we different people , you understand ? I ain't worried about none of that . So what I did was Hit that nigga with the lock I had . Bro , immediately , bro , lock in the sock is real , there was .
Speaker 1That is real that is real , but there was so many niggas in there , like there was so many homies in there , it don't matter bro , you beating off Yo bro , you crazy , that's gay .
Speaker 2I'm bossing you up side your head , but I'm gonna fuck how big you is , nigga . I'm not with that shit , bro . You got me fucked up , my nigga . If I could put the locker in the sock , nigga , he , the guy hit with the whole locker Door's open . Boom Bro , this would have opened on him . You know , word to my mother , you crazy nigga .
Speaker 2Nah , he the died Bro . Why you looking at me like that ? He did , and I just came up north . So you know I look struffy as fuck . I mean like you look crazy , bro . He did die , but I wasn't the killer , bro , like I wasn't the killer but I was just like son . I look , oh , the house , the house hopped him . Nigga , what you think I did , bro , I bet you I made it hot bro . I said I made it hot . I said I said yo , bro , what the fuck is you doing ? The homie was right there under me . He said , he said what happened , bro ? I said yo , this nigga's catching out .
Jail Stories and Police Encounters
Speaker 2Bro , when I tell you , every homie woke up , nigga , nigga's was just like nigga's woke up there . It was like all right , copy , copy . Go back to sleep , y'all Go back to sleep .
Speaker 1Go back to sleep Go back to sleep , leave that shit alone . That meat .
Speaker 2He did that before , bro , that meat , he did that before that morning that morning .
Speaker 1nigga's felt him , nigga's felt him in that bathroom nigga .
Speaker 2He took that before to somebody , bro , and they probably didn't believe it , or it was like sun capping . So when you did that it was like , oh nah , nigga's got it , he got it go . You heard , Bro , it didn't even take . Bro , I'm telling you , I had to be like the . I had to be like like the six o'clock count . He was done , he was out of there , and that happened out like two or three in the morning .
Speaker 2Nigga's up . Yo . We had this one police officer . He said , come on , all right . When I was in green Fuck was this nigga named , bro , it was an officer .
Speaker 1It don't matter , no name .
Speaker 2Officer Thomas . No , this is an officer . That nigga was yo bro . They used to talk so much shit about this white dude . You heard how racist he was All types of shit . You heard that nigga , let us kill anything . Bro . That nigga used to be like I bet Y'all need it's quiet in here . I got 15 minutes wreck . You heard Word to my mother . We knew what that meant . Nigga Niggas was yo bro . That shit was so fun , bro . Green Green was one of the wildest gels I was in when it come to wild shit . Green was definitely wild . It was dope , nigga . I have so many jail stories , bro , nigga .
Speaker 2One day I was walking from the mess hall . Nigga , I was walking from the mess hall and I was in the tailor shop , so I had a house in the back . You know what I'm saying . Like , as I'm walking and I'm always , you see how I isolate myself , like that's just how I am . I'm just walking , chilling son .
Speaker 2Somebody started walking with me and he just started talking to me and shit , like I ain't even really know the nigga . You feel me Mm-hmm , but I just seen him around . So we just walking and talking . Somebody who's walking behind that nigga son came up to him like , while me and him was talking , rip boom took off . I'm like , oh my God , yeah , I got him bro . I just kept walking . Bro , tell me why this fat ass police ? He's like stop , he started running right to me . He's like stop , stop , stop . I'm looking like oh , I know he's not talking to me like stop , bro , that nigga came right to me . He was like I saw what you did , like you have to wait . I'm like look at this like oh , he did you hit him .
Speaker 2He thought I hit him bro I'm like no , I'm like yo , bro , listen like I'm playing for my life . Nigga , you don't know the nigga that did it . No , nigga , I don't know , I was just making sure . I don't know . See what nigga , it's what I'm gonna say If there wasn't there was another there was another cop in the booth right there .
Speaker 2That cop told him like nah , he's good . I left right there . I remember I was in a swing , I was on B Block . I was on B Block and , like the officer , he was so big , they had , like one of them what you call them shit some fucking 902 and what was that shit called ? The B shit ? The B shit , the high shit that the life goes beyond . Oh , I know what you talking about . That's the shit . This fat nigga was sitting on , you know ? Yeah , yeah , yeah , like watch out check Yo bro a nigga got cut .
Speaker 2You heard this nigga tried to jump down . You heard , listen . You heard , listen . You heard he tried to jump down so fast . You heard that when he hit the bottom and he tried to , he tried to do this run and grab the nigga that hit him . Boy , the nigga caught a heart attack , bro , they ain't even cared . Like two more niggas got shot right there right through the neck , cause it was like , oh shit , not a police down , so they running to the police . That shit was crilled that day in the yard was crazy , bro . And I was in there , man , that was during rap . I hear me and my son have stone . That was my son . I don't even supposed to say no name , but that's my son . Half what . That was my son . At the time my son used to go on a visit . You heard he was like it's right here , y'all niggas doing all this time , but ain't nobody getting no pussy . That shit . You that V Holler it son . Why he was getting pussy . Boy , he was going on trailers . Oh , he's married .
Speaker 2Half had like 17 and no , at the time he had like 11 and at that time half was married . Nobody was going on trailers cause nigga had to be married and you had to be good . So that was half stone . That was my son . Yeah , man , but yeah , that was the funniest shit that I've seen . You was in . Oh nah , I've seen . I've seen much funnier and I've seen much prettier .
Speaker 2You know , the cop had a heart attack , bro , and it was one of them cops that popped mad shit too . So that's what made it even funnier . It was like yo , bro , you popped mad shit , my nigga . He's just like , yeah , niggas will put your fucking . When he said niggas will put shit , it's a good time to date back , like , why are you wanted them niggas ? I ain't back cool , nigga had a heart attack on the yacht and , damn , it died . Nigga's helicopter , nigga , nigga was like 360 , something big nigga , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , the police in the state is different than like , than the island , completely different vibes . Oh nah , that's a totally different . Those two totally different type of police . Rikers Island , they play , they gotta play cool , because , nigga , I'll catch you down the block . Stop playing with me , you living a hood . Stop playing with me , you living a hood , yeah , they , I don't know , like just in Rikers bro , like upstate , upstate is like there's no disrespect tolerated , with police in the state . That shit is like living out here . It's like meeting somebody out here and they police , like it's weird , it's different , it's weird , it's just weird , it's just different .
Speaker 2Have you had encounters with police up by where you live ? What them crackers ? Yeah , like getting pulled over or anything , any type of encounters . I've been pulled over a few times , yeah , but they once they see the New York shit , they see the New York license and shit like that . Well , now I got my state license there . Yeah , I'm not gonna say with state bro , before I did that they would see the New York license and actually be on something like yo , we're not gonna rough you up , we're not gonna pull you out your car , we're not gonna do all of that .
Speaker 2Yeah , you have to be too aggressive , like we're not arresting you . You're driving off with your car . You understand what I'm saying . I've been pulled over , and but I've been pulled over for having to spend the license thing , oh yeah , where's the round of applause ? Cause , bitch , I'm off child support . Where's the round of applause ? Oh yeah , I had to get that out there , I feel good .
Speaker 2So when I used to get suspended for the child support shit cause I ain't gonna lie , man I used to piss me off , bro , like why you got me in this shit . But we ain't gonna get in all of that what . They would suspend the license , yeah , bro . And then I would have to pay , like the first time I paid like 3800 , second time I paid another , bro , I just almost had to pay another 2000 . Hold on , when you pay that 3800 , it goes to child support , yeah . And then it takes fucking five days for them to fucking activate your license again . So I'm sitting in the fucking house for five days , can't make no , mother . You understand what I'm saying . It's fucking crazy
Riding Dirty and Jail Conversations
Speaker 2, bro . Are you gonna just ride dirty ? I don't drive without no license . No , I don't drive like that . No , I'm not . I don't play like that cause I ride , but we already know I'm blowing a police suit . You understand what I'm saying . I'm very good with that . I know how to drive . So guess what , if you pull me over , you better know how to drive , officer . But out here they know how to drive . That's one thing I learned about out here . What do you know about out here ? Out here , I know if I get pulled I could pay them niggas to let me go . Let me teach you something .
Speaker 2Connecticut has a no chase law , so , oh , yeah . So once you hit a certain , I forgot about that , but this thing don't . So , bro , there was a Grand Theft Auto . I witnessed this with my own eyes . It was in New Britain . It was a Grand Theft Auto and I'm at the gas station where the stolen car is , with the people in the stolen car . The people in the stolen car yeah , three cop cars came to arrest them because they got a report that they got a call after the car was there Like dickheads . All three cop cars came in through one entrance the same way . Yeah , boom , they just skirt and pulled out . As soon as you hit , like a certain , as soon as he hit the corner , they just stopped . Yeah , because it's a certain amount of it's a degree of safety . Yeah , if the chase is gonna be dangerous and it could hurt somebody or cause danger to somebody and it's not worth the arrest , then they sacrifice it . They just let it go . Mm-hmm , it's like no , I think you gotta go a certain amount of miles over the speed limit when they stop , cause that's how I was with my looting case , with my looting case .
Speaker 2But then again , I ain't gonna lie , I jumped on the other side of the parkway . That shit was crazy . Yeah , word , I never let you hear that shit . I don't think so . That shit is hilarious , bro . But I'm on it , right , so you pull me over . I don't have a license . Like , fuck this shit , I don't care , the case is closed , so I can talk about it . I'm like fuck it , jump on it .
Speaker 2I jumped down . It was like a hill , like a hill going down , but the parkway was on that side . You heard , like coming towards me . I jumped on that side , boom , I hit the service road . I hit the side . You know , shoulder , I'm on the shoulder , going crazy . Look , I finally seen the opening . It was a red light . I jumped , or cut through the whole shit . Blow in that whole shit . They catch me .
Speaker 2So now , yeah , I got away . Oh , yeah , nasty word . Come on , bro , I'm nice , look . So now I get , I let you hit a tape . We gonna be dying . So I get the tape and I'm like the fuck , you hit a nigga . He's like , yeah , I pulled him over . You hit a dog barker , like , yeah , I pulled the ball , I'll be over here on . He just took off . He just took off . Oh , he just hit the grass me off . I'm not chasing him .
Speaker 2Where you got the tape at ? It's in my car . It's the only CD that I keep . There's two CDs that I always keep in my car is one CD is beautiful music by L Dot . As a fact , it's one of my favorite . That's one of my favorite projects . He did that project when I was locked up with those dope , so like 2016 .
Speaker 2No , this is 2009 . Yeah , my first , but it's 2009 . So that that and that fucking discs , cuz they gave it to me on this . Come on , yo , what the fuck ? I still got this with a fucking the USB , like it was weird . But that's how Jersey is , so country out there . Yeah , that's crazy . That's crazy . I heard a nigga say what happened to that Jersey case . He had what , nigga ? I got a question . I Got a question , I beat it . Who is more hated ? This is a tricky question . Listen to the question who is more hated ? Transgender people or or Crips in jail ? Well , crips aren't hated in jail Like that anymore . When did this happen ? It's been happening , nigga . When I was locked up , crips was like not really , not really , probably in Franklin , but not really not on the island . Obcc , I mean records Island is different .
Speaker 2But I would say the island is a lot of Crips , yeah , a lot . There's a lot of Crips , a lot .
Speaker 1It's not . It's not low-riding .
Speaker 2No , that's to the point where they have their own side of the island . Make them . They got . They got this segregated . Not all it's so good . I was locked up with shows . Well , it's segregated , bro , they ask you the questions . When they ask you questions , certain shit . Yeah , those is to see what a place you at . You know that , yeah , I know . Yeah , that's what they do .
Speaker 2Shows wasn't crippled on the island either . He was in the crib house , of course . So how wasn't he correct ? Everybody's in the crib ? No , I'm not on the island , we's in green . He wasn't correct . Oh , yeah , well , he was crippled on the island when I was my fucking bro . That's my fucking name . Yeah , I fuck with him . Well , 2014 , that's my son . We was in green 2015 together . That's the last time I seen him . He went home and I he , when I was in green . I heard about what happened to . It was weird . I Was happy to make a one-home wall . I should . That should piss me off , bro . Yeah , that's still my son . I some peace shows . Yeah , I was the bro for a while growing up . Nigga , I was my best friend . That was my . That was my nigga fucking Rob used to come with the big-ass fucking Radio playing M-A-T-H-O-D . That was that shit . I thought Rob was that nigga . That was the only thing I do days to walk around .
Speaker 1How old ?
Speaker 2was you and started at that point . Same age , how old was y'all at that same class , all up ? Huh , how was y'all at that point ? And me , method man , shit , I don't even , but we was . We was old enough to be Walking around seeing that shit . Nigga I was , we was outside , nigga , like you got understand at that time , we was kids , we . We used to go outside . No phones , no , none of that . When we came back home , that's when we came home . You feel me like we was bad kids , but it was like we all in a hood . Yeah , that shit was dope nigga and shells is a little little snotty . No , that was my nigga . I love that nigga . I'll pee my bro man you know , you know Reggie Porter .
Speaker 2Now I was locked up for that whole . But you know who he is . That's the little cousin of some , nephew of some shit , I don't know . I don't know what , what relation he has . Wait , he's like I think he's all over nigga , but I was locked up with him . But I know , when we was in a crib , shows came up to our crib . He's knocking on the door . He's like where are you ? I told him it comes in , dope . I came to the door , me , and Reggie was chopping it up and I was like yo , this thing is crazy , the fuck , like the fuck you doing it . Are you supposed to be in the crib house ? It was like a shows Facts .
Speaker 2What's going on with till ? A man tell me it's doing great , but we got a couple of reasons going on right now . I just , brother , I just brought my um Frenchy Hopefully she got a couple . Shake them up . Shake them up to know , sack , you heard I'm praying for a nice six , seven piece . I mean , you know , going off of her size . I got my other girl she's pregnant Stella that I call on with on my boy , surfway , aka pop , my fucking brother . You know the vibes we got that on the way cooked up . Hopefully we about to get crazy with that one .
Speaker 2Um , I got like three more breedings coming up . I'm just waiting for on the heats to start . That's it . I just let my one female is the diamonds he go by . I was gonna breed her so a dog , but I don't know . I'm gonna let this one go by . Next one I'm a hitter but it's a fire as moral . Okay , so it's good , sounds good . I went to the spot called El Sol deli today . What's that ? They have Empanada tacos . I can't fuck with that Mexican shit . That's not for me . Why not ? Why not ? You say why not ? Yeah , why not ? That should make me shit . Oh , like that's really shouldn't go for me . Oh , that's unfortunate . Well , this spot in .
Speaker 2LA . I could go fuck with some tacos when I'm in LA . There's just them burritos out there is just different homie . They put their thumb in it . Now , I don't like . I don't like that . I don't like how you said that . I don't like . I Just don't like that whole situation . Are you just discriminated against El Sol city ? You didn't even give them a chance and you just said you'll go to LA and enjoy some stuff . No , I'm telling you what I do , what works for me . That's what I've done . But you have to try out El Sol Deli . You didn't even give them the opportunity . No , shout out .
Speaker 2El Patrons on Bay Street statin' out . They definitely got the three fire tacos . I used to pull up for those , I'm not gonna lie and you can fuck around , get your head tapped . Fuck around over there . I don't even go there no more . You , you bump in there . Anybody over there is no joke . No , I feel you , yo bro , you going in and you gonna bump into Everybody you ain't seen and that everybody looking for you be like yo bro . You mean to tell me niggas is looking for your ass and you right here , el Patron , I'm out of here . Yeah , let me get the fuck out there for these things . Pull up , hey bro . This shit is crazy , bro , el Patron is the , that's what you catch , a nigga like it . That you are not . This means that El Patron , that's just crazy . El Patron had his head is twisted , sir Tom . No , el Patron is fired .
Speaker 2But let me get into this food review . At El Sol Deli , located at 631 Manchester , connecticut , I got um Three empanada tacos from them . I got a ground beef steak and cheese those is my shit . And Chicken and cheese knows my shit that they're egg rolls , steak and cheese . They got those . No , I didn't see none . No , they don't got the egg roll steak and cheese . I ain't pulling up , yeah . So I got the steak and cheese . They got empanada tacos . That's , that's what they specialize in empanada tacos
Food Review Discussion With Friends
Speaker 2. You gotta , you gotta look at this . So they deep-fried a taco , bro , in the empanada they open right , whoa , oh , it's incredible , it's incredible . So let me look at this so I could do the review real quick . Oh , no , that shit looks good . Yeah , and you're being biased . You know you talking about all of them . I'm not biased .
Speaker 1Don't do that .
Speaker 2I told you , I've done just said if they don't have the egg roll , egg roll , steak and cheese , I'm not pulling up . And then you see this and said oh , you ain't so many pictures though . That's why you gotta listen to what I'm saying , bro . I'm listening the food reviews that I do that . When you said , when you said the empanada tacos , I said what , let me see that ? And cuz not ? Now I'm paying attention . All right , so we're gonna break this down into five categories , how we do with everything , and the five categories are gonna be presentation , portion , affordability , service provided and quality . So Let me release this phone so we could get into the numbers . Presentation I'm gonna go nine . They didn't . They did a good , not presentation , wise presentation I give him a ten . That's why it's everything's based on category . That looks fire . So nine , nine presentation a ten For portion .
Speaker 2Ten , that's a lot bro , that's a fucking . That's a taco empanada , bro . You can't , there's no way , you cannot give a lot of in that . I'm gonna go eight . I'm gonna go eight for portion . Each empanada taco is the regular taco you eat . Compared to them shits . No , those were larger . But you have to consider value as well . It's like 395 per taco , per empanada taco . Oh , oh yeah . I weigh in value a little bit too , oh yeah so portion . I gave him a eight .
Speaker 1Presentation I gave them a nine .
Speaker 2Affordability I'm gonna give them Eight , because it's not . This is not bad , we'll give him a eight . Service provided I'm gonna give them a eight . And Quality I'm gonna give him eight and a half .
Speaker 2I was actually very , very impressed with the , with the food and how it tasted . So taste , it isn't a word . Taste , it isn't a word . That's a word . I thought it was taste . Tasted is not a word , bro . I think they're good on that one . We'll see . I love you , but I don't think that's a good . We'll see you right now .
Speaker 2Taste , it is not a word , and we gonna remix this if it's . If you wrong , and I'm right , we're gonna remix this . Taste is one word . How certain are you ? I'm , I'm , I would bet a dollar . Tasted is not a word and you would lose a dollar because taste , it is a word . My vernacular was incredible Don't you ever come to me ? I ever taste it . Don't you ever come taste it like that on the wax . Taste it . Google it yourself . Yeah , it's gonna . It's gonna come up past tense of taste it's a word . Taste , it tasted . How you spell it . It tasted amazing . Past tense is taste amazing . That's current , that's present . That's present . You're speaking presently . How did it taste yesterday ? It tasted good . It don't taste good . You for yesterday ? You right , come on baby , you're right . Vernacular is what I studied . I don't know for what you say . You question that shit .
Speaker 1No , I did , I said it . I said it so confident question .
Speaker 2When you said you , you got confident after you looked on Google , fuck out . You said how did I get you looked ? At me like you thought about it .
Speaker 1No , I did you know , that's just dumb as fuck no it doesn't . Yes , you don't cuz I use it .
Speaker 2They get this .
Speaker 1It tasted that and then you got it on record . You gonna be here .
Speaker 2We do gonna hear yourself say no , never I would . I say so confidently , bro Google , bro , I watched you Because you had to a dancing to you and you thought about . It tasted like oh shit , that's just so crazy . Nah , I don't know . Hold up , that's some . That's Nine plus eight plus eight plus eight plus eight point five , but you make sense .
Speaker 1Past tense .
Speaker 2So and that is current El Sol deli Presentation . We're gonna go through this real quick again . Presentation they got a nine portion . They got an eight affordability they got an eight Service provided . They got an eight quality they got an eight and a half , which gives them a total grade of eight point three , which is amazing . So I absolutely recommend it . And , yeah , y'all go check out also the El Sol deli and Manchester Connecticut , trust them .
Speaker 1And banana is that by ?
Speaker 2the spot that I be going to . Yeah , oh cuz I'm going there . Yeah , you should come . You gotta go by five . What my like five six pm .
Speaker 1I'm going , I'm going .
Speaker 2I'll tell you the dates and shit . Yeah , matter of fact , yeah , we gonna be in Manchester at the fucking funny bone . Check it out . On , on . Was that much what you said ? March 1st , march 3rd , march 3rd stop playing with us , we all start . Yeah , I'll pull up for sure . Watched her , yeah . Then there's another situation in Albany I just can't think about . I bought my tickets already . Yeah , I always buy tickets early .
Speaker 2I like , I like seeing I'm , I like funny shit . My brother's going to see Drake . Where in Boston , buffalo , I'm not driving a buffalo , I would take the plane . They got little planes that drop , go back . But I don't like how the turbulence feel on them , shit , cuz I can feel like we about to fall out the . Yeah , I'll be scared on a little plane . I used to take a plane from New Hampshire to , fucking , um , new York white planes . That shit used to . The turbulence on that shit was crazy . How is that ? We , um , I Don't need it once , but so far , I'm about to hit it right now . I'll tell you . I think you better roll the paper .
Speaker 2Nah , I don't clean smoking . Yeah , this is , I'm a vegan smoker . Yeah , I don't . I don't smoke any animal byproducts , or , uh , no papers . No , no , natural papers , bitch , we was just smoking papers the last time I've seen you . That sure wasn't even two months ago . Yeah , no , but what it is is you rolled . It was your L . So I'll accept that I'll eat pork sometimes , but I don't eat pork . Cut it out , you fucking , fucking . I don't . I don't eat pork if I'm not cooking . You know what I'm saying . Like , if I'm cooking , then I'm not gonna eat pork . But if you already , come on play , play one more game . So I could , because you talking bullshit .
Speaker 2Hey , say the book . Hey , you talking bullshit , bro . We , what's the score right now ? It's two to one . I'm up right here , bro , it's two one . You got it , I give it
Connecting Through Chess and Comedy
Speaker 2to you .
Speaker 2You trying , you trying , you doing , all right , all right , we could get back into story time with , uh , elliott Carter and Gaskar . How did , how did I pop up on your radar ? We discussed this already , not on wax . What you deleted ? It , motherfucker , I hate when you do that , yeah , so how did you first hear about Elliott Carter ? Um , I forgot what you was posting .
Speaker 2It was something mad funny , it was fucking hilarious . Oh , wasn't it me sucking the bitch toes ? You said , yeah , it was that shit . Now that you're , he's wild , bro . I told my man about that shit . Now , my man , my brother , and he was like . But he said , he said , yeah , I know that kid , he could do . So I'm like , all right , that's cool , make me win him , because this nigga had me dying all fucking week . Bro , like , that shit is this nigga's comedy , god .
Speaker 2And then , from there , we just , we , we link , I hit you , we link , and we've been playing chess . I never met you for months , longer than years . I made it clear in story time with a gas gun . I made it clear , like that's a fact . We had an on the phone relationship , no matter what this nigga would be like , yo , let's link , let's get some drinks . And I would just think back to my Harbor days and the reputation that you had . And I was just like , yeah , now you download the chess app , bro , and by bottle we go face time . Yeah , like there's absolutely no way , there's no way . So he waited two and a half years . We're going to have this couple years . That's a fact .
Speaker 2And then when I started the podcast out here , he was one of the first people I reached out to . I was like yo , I'm really actually was on a phone and I was like wait , I was at the input . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , you're like , you're all the way , you are , you are , you're at the input . I'm like , yeah , I'm always at the input , I'm going to input a time . You like what ? Yo , that's crazy . Because I'm like I'm closer , I'm like where you at , because I thought you was in Philly . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1I remember the conversation you're telling about .
Speaker 2Yeah , I know the conversation you're talking about now , I'm like , hold on , wait . I'm like , wait , you wait . I'm pulling up on you right now . You was like , nah , not right now , not right now , but we're going to link , we're going to link yeah , I remember exactly the conversation .
Speaker 2We were like we finally linked my nigga and I'm like , yeah , that's facts , that's fire . I fucks with you though , bro . Yeah , I don't know if you remember , when I was staying in the harbor , you used to call my phone for son . Call my phone for son . I ain't saying no names , I don't even give a fuck about all that , yeah , but yeah , you did say that one time though . And yeah , that's a fact . That's crazy , because that's when I showed you the number . You was like , yeah , that's my number . I said , oh man , but yeah , nigga called my phone one time . I'm like yo , we're such a I'm like shut up , that's my bro . I'm like yo , what you ? You calling my phone , bro , you like a shut up . This time that's my bro .
Speaker 2I'm fucking , I don't know , we know , yeah , we know , I don't know , we know , but yeah , fucking , what else ? What else ? What else was it ? I think I was in Vegas . I was , um word , I was so pissed , I was so high . I was so high , I was fucking playing at 13 . I'm like I want to play chess , because anytime I smoke weed , I want to play chess . Yeah , it's like that's the best time to play chess . I can hit you up . Yo , bro , what's up , I'm on the chess Shit . I'm man , listen , I love getting how I'm playing chess . She's good for your mind , bro , definitely . Well , makes you think about it , she's your girl .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's your girl . I moved out , you moved the horse , all right , all right . Now I'm just moving shit from nothing , paul , and so , yeah , man , I'm gonna keep this Only Fans Reviews going . So , y'all , yo , that shit is crazy , bro , I ain't going live . Bro , I got a couple people that hit me about that .
Speaker 2Only Fans Reviews , what they saying , they want , they , they try and get me to get you to review some , like some people's shit . Yeah , tell them to send it to me . Why they don't ? Why they hitting you to talk about me , bro ? I don't know . Tell them , niggas , why do you don't be like , send it to him , like hit him up ? I do nigga , hit Elliot , stop hitting me . That's his job , that's what he do . I don't do that shit . You're gonna tell me you're gonna go , yo bro , tell him to hit your bro , tell him to go go view this bitch . Only Fans , bro . I really don't be having time for that shit . I'll forget about that shit and you'll hit me a week later Like yo bro . You told him . I'm like yo bro , did he view it ? No , didn't know , nigga , what the fuck I forgot .
Speaker 1What the fuck is wrong with you , bro .
Speaker 2But now that I'm talking about it , I remember who , because now you understand what I'm saying . Like now , because this is a real story , I remember it right now , like , oh shit , you didn't tell me , bro . Tell them , niggas to fucking DM me they don't even have to say that and be like yo , bro , you don't even have to say that , and just send the bitch picture Like yo . That's how Only Fans be straight to the point . You don't have to have no type of conversation with me . Like I don't want to talk to you neither . I don't know why . Yeah , I don't know why , but you been
Read Out Loud Challenge Debate
Speaker 2slumped .
Speaker 2Listen , I'll be making it clear Like I'll be showing love to people . I'll be mad positive . They think you're gonna troll them , bro . Niggas , be scared to get trolled . Bro , niggas , don't be scared to get trolled . They be scared to get trolled by Elliot Carter . No , niggas , just be having shit in the closet . Yeah , and they know I'm gonna dig that bitch up . Yeah , you got to chill . I'm gonna dig that bitch up . You said it again . You got to go , but it gets my go . Yeah , it's your go , nigga , I'm still in the morning . Yeah , come on , bro , you are .
Speaker 2I'm hot , I'm hot .
Speaker 2I'm hot , I'm hot , I'm hot . So we're gonna push this point . Niggas got dirt to hide . Okay , oh , your car is gonna dig that bitch up . Yeah , that's hot . That's what it really be . My fucking be so scared to hit you up . I'll be like man . Listen you niggas is crazy .
Speaker 2Bro , hit the nigga , he gonna . He gonna trust me . I said if he don't reply to you in less than 60 seconds , he's not on his job . I promise you . I always tell people , bro , just hit that nigga . Bro , he's the easiest person to hit up . Bro , his number is on Facebook . You can call him from Facebook . Y'all don't ? Y'all know that . Why the fuck y'all hitting me up like he hard to find ? I hate when niggas call my phone like yo , I didn't get Elliot when I I'm gonna go . Bro , you got to call that nigga bro . Like , call him . Why the fuck are you screaming at me ? Whoa bro , that's not . I got nothing to do with me . That's Elliot . And then it'd be so fucked up because I don't be knowing what the fuck . We and you know I'll be playing that cool .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I'll be so fucked up or not I don't even be caring about half this shit that we going on . I'm always playing that game , I'm that effect and they tap it . Man , say so , blue man . I think it's just crazy . I'm smoking everything . I'm lying , I'm a hype , but I'm ranking three digits . Yeah , yeah , I tap in with pandemonium Carter on Facebook . I'm smoking everything . I'm smoking profiles . I'm smoking profiles . I'm smoking profiles . I got a fucking . But yeah , that shit is . It's a headache , man . It's a headache dealing with Elliot Carter and his bullshit . You know what it is . I'm very passionate about the Elliot Carter show and I love that is 24 seven .
Speaker 2It's a 24 seven show you be having me arguing with my people's . I don't know that . They did something first . Then you got to stop , bro , they did something first . I always tell you that , bro , they did something . Leave my people's out of it . Do you consider true to life in people's ? I don't know half of them . I love Shanaida , that's it . I don't care One more person . And now , now , if she's still working there , I don't go to fuck about , not not to say it like that , but that's not . That has nothing to do with me . So my coverage on true to life doesn't bother you . I don't read it . It has nothing to do . Let me tell you something , right , if I'm not going to invest my first of you , right that you're too small ? Oh , everybody says that .
Speaker 1So when you do send me the screenshots .
Speaker 2I'm gonna say it like that because this is the fact when you do send me the screenshots , or somebody's mad at something and sends me the screenshots , I don't read it until I talk to you , and then we read it together . Or I'll be like yo , bro , I'm not reading this , bro , read it . You'll read it out loud and I'll be doing whatever I'm doing Driving or whatever it is that I'm doing , bro , I don't know , because I'm writing novels . That's why people get mad . Because you sat , no , but you sat there and read that shit . Yeah , so that's what really counts the motherfucker really sat there and read that shit .
Speaker 2Not only did they sit there and read it they screenshot it and then sent it to someone else and then and read it and it has my logo all over it and read it two , three times , more than that . Because More than that . Pay attention , because a lot of niggas can't read and I read out loud on purpose to make sure that I can read . You know what I'm saying . A lot of people don't do that . A lot of people you can't sit . That's what we need to do have niggas read out loud . Read out loud challenge . Read out loud challenge . Elliot Carter . Read out loud challenge .
Speaker 1OK .
Speaker 2I could start that up . You need to . I could start that up . Yeah , you need to . People don't participate in my challenges though . Nah , like the polls and stuff , yeah , but you see what I said , you see was you . Did . You see what I started ? Who you think read better ? Oh , no , that's embarrassed , yo Jim . Who you think read better ? Yeah , who you think ? Who you think got the better mattress ? Hey bro . Who you think refrigerators for ? Whose bathroom is cleaner ? Whose bathroom is cleaner ? Oh , who got roaches ? Oh , my god , bro , I ain't see a roach .
Speaker 1Oh , you're never going to see nothing like that ?
Speaker 2Who got rats ? Who got rats and mice ? Who got mice that's making mice with rats ? Who got mice that's crossbreeding in here ? Who got rice ? Who got rice ? Who got rice ? Who got rice in here ? You don't got . You don't got . You got rat mice . You got rice in here . There's three races running around . There's three races running around . There's three races running around . You got three races a king quesso and a cat . Yeah , that's crazy , but you got problems . You got I'm about to call animal cruelty , because them rice's need to eat . You see how big them shit is .
Speaker 1Fuck animal cruelty . That's about to call Vic .
Speaker 2Hey , bro , I'm telling you , bro , these motherfuckers is crazy . You know what I mean . If I was in charge of them polls , the polls would get spicy . Nah , you , just , you , just , you just spiced it up . I promise you that Niggas would be mad . That's why I don't want to do that shit , because I'm going to piss you the fuck off .
Speaker 1Nah , trust me bro , that's what I do . I piss people off who you ?
Speaker 2think pay more rent ? Who you think live with their mother ? Come on , bro , like my polls are hurt feelings , homie . Yeah , my polls are hurt feelings , bro , and nigga ain't gonna want to look at your page . Episode 26 done . Fuck the city up . And I ain't drunk , neither I'm sober . Episode 26 done . Fuck the city up , because this bitch is done recording , not going . Let's do the . Who could read out loud shit ? I got two bitches in mind right now . Who , bathroom ?
Speaker 1cleaners .
Speaker 2I want to know , yes , who bathroom cleaner y'all ? No , you got to kick off your shoe right now . Challenge with the bottom of your sock . Look like , yeah , take the sock off . Challenge , cause socks be looking good on camera . And I want to see a time stamp . Bitch , hard as hell , I want to see a time stamp . Yeah , don't send me no shit from 2013 . What I'm saying , bro ? What I'm saying , bro ?
Speaker 2I want to hear bitches read . I want to hear the ratchet , my bitches read too , the ratchet . Get the ratchet one , put her on there . I want to hear her read who's the super ratchet ? I'm trying to think , nah , I got some . I got some bitches in mind , bro , cause I've seen some bathrooms Like , that's why I keep thinking about bathrooms , cause I've seen some bathrooms .
Speaker 2Yo , let me go to bathroom , use your bathroom real quick , real quick , and then like , fuck it . I done , bro , no cap , I done went in bitches bathrooms and been so disgusted I just peed in the tub . Nigga , I'm so serious . Yo , bro , I'm so serious bro , yo , bitch , I'm disgusting . Hey , yo , this nigga said I'm teetering the tub . Yo , bro , that's going up . Bro , send me that clip immediately . God , I need that . Yo bitch , so that goes insane . You just peed in the tub , nigga , this bathroom's so disgusting you can peed in the tub Like I just peed in the tub , like fuck it man . Yo , that is different . You gotta stop giving me ideas , bro . Bro , I'm telling you , son , I'm really in savage bro , like I'm really in savage bro , yo , this nigga is coming . God , I got love for my niggas bro , fuck these bitches bro .
Speaker 2I don't care about this , this , this . There's about five to seven niggas that ain't blood related to me , that I love , that ain't going nowhere . That's 100% lawyer than me . Five to seven . You said Five to seven might be more , but Mine's just less than five . Nah , I got , I got . I got people . I got less than five nigga . I got people that's real loyal to me . Nah , you gotta understand , bro , people , people , people love me because I teach . So there's two types of love with you there's genuine love and there's fake love . Yeah , I get a lot of fake love .
Speaker 2You get a lot of fake love because of who you are . Yeah , in terms of this , but I know the difference between because listen , that's one thing my mom used to always , always do and say to us Like son , that posted the picture that got me upset , that's fake love and the reason that that picture is up is because that makes him look cool . You get what I'm saying ? That's crazy .
Speaker 1That's how I feel .
Speaker 2That's why I was like yo . That's why when I'm looking at , I'm like yo , this shit , take that shit down . Like I'm about to bomb this nigga . That's how I was feeling . You know what I'm saying , cause I'm kind of like I'm more it's crazy Like I'm more jealous with my niggas than I am with my bitch . Like you know what I'm saying . Like that's why niggas think your ass is gay nigga . Yeah , like , but Fuck out niggas , yo , niggas cute . Y'all listen , man , y'all gotta chill bro .
Speaker 2It's just genuine love Like no it is , and I understand .
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying , like I , was telling you earlier , I'd rather have a crib right , and this is facts . This really happens with me and all my niggas . We all pay our own portion of our rent . Big ass crib and you get what you pay for a nigga . You understand what I'm saying . If you pay a third , then you get a third bedroom and you get to know these niggas . Hey , bro , you , the dirty ass nigga . Yeah , or bro , like bro you . Bro , you piss on the toilet seat , my nigga . Like , you understand what I'm saying .
Speaker 1Like come on bro .
Speaker 2You just gonna leave that in the sink like that , bro ? Yeah , bro , like you actually teach niggas like for when they go get their own shit Like . But we've been doing that for years , me and my niggas . Niggas always had a crib , like all of us were . That's a fact , bro . But I always had my own crib . Everybody knows Anybody that knows me know I always had my own crib . I never not have my own crib . How old did you start having your own crib , though I got my first crib at 15 .
Speaker 2And you stayed with your own crib from 15 ? Yeah , hell yeah , my mom's got me my crib . I got my first crib 72 Harrison . I think I got my first crib in like 72 Harrison . This is what , 2013 ? No , not 2013 . I said 2013 . I'm lying 2003 . Niggas said 2013 . I think it's 2003 . Nah , 21 . I moved out at 21 . 2011 . In 2003 , I had my crib in Port Richmond and I lost everything . Hurricane Sandy took my car , my job and my crib . One shot . Hurricane Sandy took my crib in . Um damn Niggas . Hurricane Sandy took my car , my job and my crib .
Speaker 2Shout out to my old friends that I used to fuck with that no longer fuck with me , no more . I ended up in a psych ward after Hurricane Sandy . I'm not a hater . Shout out to my old friends Hear what I just said . Shout out to your old friends that used to fuck with me that now don't fuck with me cause I'm not a hater . Yeah , it'd be like that sometimes . It's real , bro , it's facts . I lost friends cause I'm not a hater too . Yeah , I'm not a hater . I'm not a yes man and I'm not . And I'm not and I'm not .
Speaker 2No fucking yo , bro . My fucker wants you to be Santa , the police . This is what else they want you to be . A lookout , a lookout . They want you to be the bro they want you to be yo bro . What's that for Security ? Yeah , security , yeah , niggas . Niggas want you to put in the work , niggas want you Take the fall . Take the fall like yo bro . Yeah , niggas got to share it bro . Niggas lack accountability . Let's talk about that . Let's talk about it , bro . Niggas lack accountability . Let's talk about it because , like , nobody wants to be held accountable for any type of action in 2024 . That is something that is a very big trend . Niggas do things like like coming your crib and fucking and spill something like and don't clean it up and don't clean it up . They give you the energy to clean it up , don't give you the energy to clean it up . And then , when they do clean it up .
Speaker 2Don't give you the acknowledgement Like don't even give you the acknowledgement , like they'll knock it over and expect you to be like , oh , let me get that for you . Like no , bro , you know who kills me . You know who kills me when you watch them clean it up .
Encounters in the Wilderness
Speaker 2How they clean it up , like really think about that . You ever had . No , you gotta think about it . You ever had niggas in the back of your car . And you get out the back of your car and you see the back of your car and the condition is in it make you think , alright , I'm not gonna have niggas back here no more .
Speaker 2I know who be in the back of my car . That's rare . If I have somebody in the back of my car , my four-seater's a two-seater . That's why I had to buy a truck . Yeah , now you can get in the back of my car , but ain't nobody getting in the back of my car .
Speaker 1Yeah , me too . Me too , come on bro .
Speaker 2Fuck out of here . I live in the woods . I got a big truck now . Yeah , that shit got to heavy . I still driving Mazda , bro , that's alright . I got a couple cars . You want to trade , trade what , whatever ? I got a Honda . Love Hondas , me too . I'm about to buy a Honda . I love it . You just see me at the dealership . I'm gonna buy that car . I told you I'm gonna buy that car . Yeah , shout out , shout out .
Speaker 2I also love Jury , my favorite car spot now . So if y'all want to catch me lacking , pull up there . I'm always there . And you can catch me at the park too . You can catch me food shopping too , because I food shop , I food shop too . I do that . I close shop . I tell you motherfucking straight up , you ain't gonna catch me nowhere . It's not going to be found . You catch me on Facebook now . You can catch me on Facebook or Instagram . You can click that blue circle around my name and tune in .
Speaker 2That nigga is not trying to play with y'all . He don't know who is gunning for him . I don't know who's coming from where . That nigga is smart . Everybody's an enemy . Yeah , I gotta see what he doing to me . That nigga be having me come through rabbit holes . I just slipped , punched my ass whole outfit dirty . This nigga here , bro , you ain't with this nigga . That shit is like .
Speaker 2Nigga said Tupac was in there , yo , osama bin Laden . Nigga said Tupac was in there . Word to my mother I seen that nigga , he did the rap at the end . Snigga here . But this is a nice underground bunker . It's a nice cave . Nigga said this is a nice underground bunker .
Speaker 2This nigga Elliot , worse than me . You know it's crazy . When I came down the block I was seeing the cows and that's that . Nigga got a bull over there . I'm like damn , he lived worse than a was . Oh , by the church . Yeah , I know what you talking about .
Speaker 2I said this nigga here lived more than a was . Yeah , man , no , I don't think nobody lived more than a was . No , no , no , you definitely look more isolated than I In the phones , dom , because , yeah , like civilization is right there . Yeah , not me . Yeah , exactly Like civilization is not right . I could walk to Walmart , nigga , no , I have to have some type of weapon on me when this yeah , bro , the overnight . Overnight I got pissed off . The overnight I was in somebody's car . I got pissed off . I jumped out the car and started walking . I don't know why the fuck I did that shit . Yeah , bro , it was the biggest fucking coyote black fox with a fluffy tail out Bro , I swear to God , bro , I ain't have no weapon on that , that's just scared the shit out of me , bro . That shit ran right across . I said oh shit bro . Bro , I thought it was a yo . Bro , listen , my shit is , my shit is like alienated , like that .
Speaker 1Those areas is where you'll see an alien .
Speaker 2You know , bro , I swear to God , anytime I drop down the mountain I'm gonna be like , I'll be like I know I'm gonna see an alien on the UFO , something . Bro , that shit went , your bro , that shit was like all right , the door right there . It was that close to me . It was probably a little further coyote , bro . I don't know what it was , bro . It was black and the tail was fluffy as fuck that she was big like a pit bull . My nigga had to be a coyote , bro . No noise . Oh , you're the fucking leaves . Nigga , I was scared , fucking you talk about .
Speaker 2I ain't never felt , I ain't never had my stomach go in my throat that quick . You couldn't get back in a car , bro . I was already walked for like a mile . Oh , because the , like you know , I called it . I called the . I always call the . But it's this old dude that I met one day at a bar and he was like yeah , bro , you can call me anytime , long as you give me 30 bucks , I'm coming . I'm like what he said yeah , so every time I seen him I would throw him a 50 . Wow , wow , wow , wow , because he would come pick me up . I mean , like I would like to stop the gas station . I feel your tank up Boom , hit him up whatever he wanted and leave you from me Like he fuck with me . It's an old dude . Because you know it's hard to get cabs . Yeah , there's no cabs out here , so you asked to be stuck , motherfucker . Yeah , for real . Think about that .
Speaker 1Not for real .
Speaker 2There's no cabs , there's no service on phones and I'm in the woods there's coyotes , all types of foxes , the shit that you're not used to in the city . You understand what I'm saying . So I had two beds , two female beds that was in behind my house last year , one in the summertime Black beds . One was brown , one was black . No , you didn't see no brown bed out here , bro . That shit was brown bro . It's a female . So it was huge . It was huge , bro . It was huge bro . You don't really see brown beds on the East Coast , bro . That bear was huge , I know the bear ran across the Was it nighttime .
Speaker 2That's right , it was nighttime , of course . I only see bears at night , bro . You hear them , bro ? I be on trails with Apollo .
Speaker 1He had two bear encounters .
Speaker 2You got a 200-pound dog , my nigga . Nah , he's not 200 pounds , that nigga's at least a buck 60 . No , he's like 110 right now . No way , he's 110 .
Speaker 2He's probably not even that , bro , that's cap . He's more than 110 , bro , that's a big-ass fucking dog bro . Yeah , he's a Uptown is 53 pounds , bro . That nigga's definitely like 160 , bro , 140 . Minimum 140 . Yeah , he's huge , bro , that nigga's huge Aggressive motherfucker too , that nigga's huge Aggressive .
Speaker 2But yeah , I had two bear encounters with him . We was in the woods and I'd be having him off the leash straight everywhere I go and yeah , he goes buck wild . He pulled me into a fucking I bet you slid too , because I slid down that hill . That shit was crazy . There's a bridge I'm not even looking because it's just deep , but there was a bridge and the bridge is broken but you could still jump . Like , if you run and jump , you can make it . You know what I'm saying ? Mm-hmm . And you did that . Yeah , I did it , and we made it across that one . He jumped , he made it with me . Yeah , we made it across that one .
Speaker 2And then the next one it's the same thing , much smaller , and it's at the end , bro , it's nigga , like , I guess he got nervous at the end and he just fell off the side . Bro I'm talking about , I had that camera , I had my headphones on , I had my phone and I'm just walking with him and he just fell off the side , bro , I was just walking , like pulled me in , bro , wow , everything is soaked . I got everything , but I was soaked . I was tight , bro , I was tight . That's crazy . Yeah , I was at an event with family and , bro , that was a fucking moose .
Moose and Travel Plans
Speaker 2Moose is the largest member of the dare family .
Speaker 1And Salem .
Speaker 2New York . It was in Salem , new York , or what was that Salem ? Salem , new York ? No , new York . Oh , so it wasn't the witch town . No , this shit was a . Remember I told you I went to a slave house . Yeah , that house , nigga . There was a moose there . Moose was the largest member of the dare family . The moose is huge . Yeah , I know , bro , and that nigga's , I didn't know . I never noticed how close a moose's legs are to each other , like them . Shits is tall Like the rear on that shit . Like I'm looking like . Is that a tree ? I'm like yo , that's a big-ass moose . What the fuck , my nigga , I never seen no shit like that . So I'm just Antlers was a tree , bro ?
Speaker 2The shit was like it looked like Like , like Like tree bark . It looked like fucking Florida dreads , like , oh , no , that , fucking compare Wicks , wicks . That nigga has some hard-ass wicks . Yeah , and what the fuck is that shit that these bitches be sculpting themselves with ? Now ? Everybody's running around with these new sculptors . Oh , are you talking about these shit they be wearing ? Yeah , what is that made out of ? I don't know , shit was like something I throw at my dog . Yeah , true , on this , I have no idea . I would definitely throw that at my dog , at my dog . True , on this shit . If I seen that shit and whoever's crib it is would be mad and they would come home and see my tea uptown truant on that shit .
Speaker 2If y'all hate that , yeah , man , fucking anything coming up in , the , any upcoming events or anything you're looking forward to . I'm not really a party planner or any type of planner . Spontaneous nigga , I'm very spontaneous here . We just out , we just out . Well , that's what we doing . I bet Boom Book the flight right now . We out , that's it . But I do want to go . I want to go to . I got to take a trip . I need a vacay , so I'm working on getting my passport now , finally , I'm getting this fucking passport . You ever left the country before ? I was always on parole , homie , that was about it . Yeah Well , we wrapping up anyway , man , it was a beautiful episode 26 . Live from motherfucking .
Speaker 1Goddard .
Speaker 2You know that from my hair right . Yeah , facts Live from the motherfucking Goddard . You know the vibes , you know what the fuck is shaking .
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